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WTF!! Nikki Sixx in love??

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The year of 2000-fucking-8 continues to mess with my head… It´s obviously not enough that I got addicted to cheese-doodles, caught fire and left my creativity in a trash-can… As the final icing on the nasty cake, Nikki Sixx has fallen in love… and it is not in me!!!!???  The object that is receiving his love is Kat Von D, my favourite tattoo artist….

To comfort myself, I have figured out why this (ugly and irritating) news is not so bad at all….. I mean, sometimes you just have to try to be positive right?

Why Nikki Sixx is a bad candidate for the position of Ingas r`r-crush:

1. Nikki did “the big snip” in 2001, so no offspring can be collected from those balls..

2. Lets face it… He is turning 50 (!) in December… that really don’t fit with my faiblesse for youngsters in eyeliner…

3. He is completely sober.. and I´m not.. I have to hide my tequila and boxes of wine in a closet or so… and buy tons of mints..

4. On his old website, Nikki listed Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus by Dr. John Gray as one of his favourite books…. together with some strange “eat-fresh-fruit-thing”… this is a real no no… no drumsolo here…

Now I need a new r´r-crush!!

So don´t hesitate to post your suggestions here! Preferably with a nice eyeline-covered photo. Come on! Give me hope!

Love/ Inga

2 Responses to “WTF!! Nikki Sixx in love??”

  1. Hahaha, awww poor you!

    To sedate you why not have a look at my motley crue review ?

    http://eartothesound.wordpress.com/2008/07/01/motley-crue-saints-of-los-angeles/

    I reckon the singer from Vains of Jennna or maybe somebody from Crashdiet? hahaha come and talk to me on my blog or something!

  2. Thanks, great writing on your part but it didnt help me… Im still in the “have-to-give-it-up-because-they-are-too-fucking-commercial-mode-(and vince is a walking doughnut)… but it was a good try……
    Love/iNGA


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