About us

This blog has no point. It’s just that we’re bored and we figured you’re probably bored too so let’s team up and have fun.

And please remember: irony isn’t an alloy. Don’t take us seriously. After all, we don’t. If you feel you have something important to tell us, you can reach us at vintageswedishmodels@gmail.com If you feel like being an asshole, please refrain.

If we’ve happened to publish something that you feel infringes your or someone else’s copyright, please notify us (by sending us an email at vintageswedishmodels@gmail.com) and we’ll fix it pronto. And we’re generous with our stuff so feel free to share it but always, always give full credit. We don’t know where you live but, trust me, God does.

The master minds behind this place are:

Agneta

Full name: Agneta of Sweden

Quote: *raspberry + rude hand sign* “JOG ON!”

Agneta enjoys writing, picking fights with football supporters and re-organizing her record collection. She is aware of over-quoting Trent Reznor and that she looks weird in hats. According to her mother, Agneta started speaking when she was only eight months old and she hasn’t shut up since. She’s scared of bare feet and likes shoegazing, but is not sure if those two things are connected. If you insist, she’ll have a Corona.

Greta

Full name: Greta of Sweden

Quote: “I’ll have whatever you’re having”

Greta likes eyeliner, Caramel Chew-Chew and vintage punk. She has been known to break up fights between men twice her size and when in doubt she always asks herself what Twiggy Ramirez would have done. When not blogging she likes to knit and abuse her Fender. Her beverage of choice is Coke Zero and Kent makes her physically ill. She firmly believes that vampires pee.

Inga

Full name: Inga of Sweden

Quote: “I’m not a cynic, I’m just experienced”

Inga enjoys Strindberg, Ingmar Bergman and Mötley Crüe. She loathes white wine, and kinda wishes she liked Jack Daniels, but realizes you can’t have everything. She also has a thing for bass guitars and anyone who plays them, especially if they wear eyeliner. She knows the price of everything and the value of nothing and she would care if she could only see the point. And yes, as you already have guessed, she is too fast for love.

And, finally, we would like to thank Aaron North for inadvertently naming this site.