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And we named the female genitalia SNIPPA

March 15, 2008

BTW, in our beautiful, nice and free-spirited country… we had a great discussion in the media 2002 about a good name for the female genitalia. The word vagina was regarded as to clinical, and the Swedish word for pussy (that is like the same word for cunt I think, we do lack some words in our [...]

never make important decisions at 3 a.m.

December 15, 2007

In our unceasing quest for Worst Band Name Ever we had great help from this list. I’m not sure how I rate some of the great stuff they’ve found like Fuckwolf, Slut Barf and The Pleasures Of Merely Circulating against our contestants Tracy Gang Pussy, Goatwhore and Cock and Ball Torture.
But I do know [...]

…but what if we were ‘rotting fleshgod’?

December 6, 2007

Just realized that the next names on our list over potential band names are gone too. I mean, what were the odds that someone else would think of Fleshgod Apocalypse or Rotting Christ? AND that they too would still think they were good names when they woke up the next day?
/agneta

sometimes you just gotta ask ‘why’ with a capital w

November 29, 2007

Girls, I regret to inform you that the fab names Goat The Head, Viking Skull and Dying Fetus are also taken. Like, if we couldn’t be Goatwhore I totally wanted to be Dying Fetus!
How about Cock And Ball Torture? You like?
Oops, it seems that was taken too.
/agneta

and they were thinking?

November 26, 2007

OMG, girls! Someone stole our band name! I can’t believe GOATWHORE is already taken!
Damn. It was so cool!
Or not.

“Goatwhore? Fuck yeah, I’m buyin’!”
/agneta