reign of fire (c’mon, it has monsters AND hot guys)

I’m sick and watching TV, and suddenly, flipping through the channels, what do I spot on 4+ if not Reign Of Fire?
Shit, I think I’m the only one who saw that when it came out, which is strange because, whatever flaw you may accuse it of, it has at least four things of pure awesomeness [...]

it’s…. BEOWULF!

Yesterday I finally caught Beowulf, the film that has been called this winter’s 300. As I thought that movie rated just above throwing up through your nose after too much tequila, my hopes weren’t too high. And Beowulf also had the major disadvantage of being animated. Despite the promise of heroes, costumes, swords and monsters, [...]

wtf: hollywood doesn’t need boobs?

With all the time I spend online, one would think I’d be on top of all things internet, but I only just read this today. So my shit-fit was a little late, but none the less pretty powerful. No films with female leads, eh? Like, oh yeah, all films with female leads are basically the [...]

300

There is nothing we like better than movies where people dress up in weird costumes and fight with swords. Well, maybe we like movies based on comic books almost as much. And we’re certainly not adverse to sweaty men in leather codpieces. So imagine if we were stoked when we finally got around to watching [...]

the prestige

Dear Mr. Nolan,
Yesterday me and Greta watched The Prestige, and quite frankly, it wasn’t all that. We found this to be a real pity because the general idea (i.e. having Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman in the same movie) was very good. So we just thought we’d drop you some tips on how it might [...]